May 30 Saturday
Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly comedy podcast, Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, and is a regular panelist on NPR’s Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me. She also voiced the character ‘Forgetter Paula’ in the feature films Inside Out and Inside Out 2.
Paula has starred in several HBO specials, including Cats, Cops and Stuff, which nabbed a cable ACE award for Best Comedy Special. She was the first female comic to host the White House Correspondents Dinner. She filed live coverage of the 1992 Democratic and Republican National Conventions and the Presidential Inaugural for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and at the 93rd Emmy Awards. Paula has starred in two television series, both entitled The Paula Poundstone Show. Paula’s second book, The Totally Unscientific Study of the Search for Human Happiness, was one of eight semi-finalists for the Thurber Prize For American Humor; the audiobook was one of five finalists for the AUDIE award for Audiobook of the Year. Paula has released five albums and is featured in several documentaries and compendiums noting influential comedians of our time.
Happens on the following Dates:May 30, 2026, 7:00pm to 9:00pm Timezone: Central Time (US & Canada)May 30, 2026, 9:00pm to 11:00pm Timezone: Central Time (US & Canada)
Screening the rave movie classic, 'Groove' on May 30 at the Woodlawn Comedy Theatre. Doors open at 7 with the film from 8-10 pm and DJ music upstairs from 10p-2am. This is a no cover event, with donations accepted to help make this an ongoing series.
Free event with donations welcome to help support this becoming a recurring event. Inquire at the box office.
Pride Parade, DJ, glitter bar, free paletas. VIP patio, cocktails, and perks. Limited space. Secure your spot now.
Celebrate Pride in the heart of San Antonio with a vibrant riverside watch party at Hotel Contessa. As the Rainbow Rodeo Pride River Parade floats by, join us for an evening filled with music, color, and community along the River Walk.
In partnership with Alamo Area Resource Center and Pink Shark Bar, this event brings together celebration and impact. A portion of proceeds from our featured Pride cocktail will benefit Alamo Area Resource Center, supporting vital programs in our local community.
General Admission | Free (All Ages) | Standing Room OnlyEnjoy access to our lively river level viewing area featuring:• Live DJ throughout the evening• Hair tinsel and glitter bar• Complimentary paletas• Standing room parade viewing along the River Walk
Parking: Valet parking is available at Hotel Contessa for an additional fee. Space is limited. We recommend arriving early or using rideshare.
VIP Experience (21+ only) | $50Upgrade your night with exclusive access and added comfort:• Access to private VIP patio with reserved seating• One cocktail ticket for a featured Pride cocktail• Light bites throughout the evening• Chair massage experience by The Spa at Hotel Contessa• Complimentary valet parking
Keep the celebration going. After the parade, head to the Pride After Party at Pink Shark Bar. All RSVP attendees will be entered into a raffle for a chance to win two complimentary cocktails at the after party.
Celebrate love, individuality, and community in one of the most exciting settings in the city. Whether you're dancing by the river or relaxing in VIP, this is Pride at Hotel Contessa. Bold, elevated, unforgettable.
Reserve your spot and celebrate with us. 🌈
The North East Wind Symphony presents their season opener concert at Madison Hills. The evening's concert will feature a world premier by Lubbock composer Jordan Johnson, and will also feature Strauss's Radetzky March and a wind transcription of Schubert's 8th Symphony. This event is free and open to the public.
Helen Wheeler is a gun totin’ and whiskey drinking Granny, living in the small town of Crockett, Oklahoma. When Helen isn’t locked up in the local clink, she’s on her front porch shootin’ up critters and the local kids. Not even the local sheriff, who has already taken away all of her ammo and her driver’s license, can manage to uphold the law when it comes to Helen, her sidekick Zona, and their daily “Thelma and Louise” antics. Helen’s son Nelson thinks it’s time for Mama to move out of Crockett and closer to him.
May 31 Sunday
Catch the Fun with River Rodeo!A community-wide fishing challenge hosted by the San Antonio River Authority and San Antonio River Foundation in partnership with Texas Parks and Wildlife Department and Fin Addict Angler Foundation. The event invites anglers tolog their catches, compete on live leaderboards, win prizes, and support real fisheries science while enjoying outdoor river adventures.
How to Register: Log catches using MyCatch by Angler’s Atlas https://www.anglersatlas.com/event/888/2026-river-rodeo
River Rodeo combines outdoor recreation with citizen science by allowing anglers to log species, size, and general location data to support fisheries research and river management. Participants can track progress on live leaderboards, compete in multiple categories, and remain eligible for prizes and raffles throughout the challenge.
Visit our website for a full list of event rules.
On this guided bird tour around the various habitats of Mitchell Lake Audubon Center, guests will see at least 30-50 different bird species with our expert guide. Travelling by both car and by foot to access as many areas as possible, this tour is best suited for the birder age 15+ as it can last up to four hours, though you may leave at any time. Tours are limited. Bring your binoculars, bottle for water, closed-toe shoes, long pants, and bug spray.
As the Edwards Aquifer Authority (EAA) celebrates 30 years of stewardship on June 28th, we invite residents, students, businesses, and organizations from Atascosa, Bexar, Caldwell, Comal, Guadalupe, Hays, Medina, and Uvalde counties to help us look to the future by showcasing how you're managing the drought. Whether you're collecting rainwater, composting, using drip irrigation, or embracing native plants—we want to see it!
Winning photos will be featured in the 2027 EAA Calendar, celebrating innovation, resilience, and the community’s shared commitment to protecting the aquifer.
Edwards Aquifer Authority is a Texan by Nature conservation partner.
🎣 Join the San Antonio River Authority for River Rodeo 2026 - Headwaters to Mission Reach! This fun fishing challenge on the river is a great opportunity for anglers of all experience levels to get outside, enjoy the water, and be part of something meaningful!
🌊 Participants will fish designated areas, log their catches, and compete across different categories while helping highlight and support our local waterways.
🌿 Get outside🐟 Fish the river📱 Log your catch💧 Make an impact
👉 Learn more and sign up: https://bit.ly/SARiverRodeo2026
WHAT: A captivating large-scale immersive art experience, Otherwild, will transform the San Antonio Botanical Garden this spring into a vibrant world where wonder takes root and the sky comes alive.
Debuting Saturday, March 7, the exhibition features colorful visionary installations by artist Patrick Shearn and his internationally renowned studio, Poetic Kinetics, which is recognized for large-scale public art that inspires awe, movement, and creative exploration.
Otherwild invites visitors to step into a whimsical, nature-inspired environment where art and landscape merge. The installation will unfold into two distinct parts:
● Flora Borealis - a custom Skynet installation of ultra-lightweight, kinetic elements that float with the breeze, contrasting the SABG’s natural landscape
● Enchanted Trees - a sculptural grove of ten imaginary species, each with its own personality, crafted from reflective, movement-responsive materials that interact with sunlight and wind.
Otherwild is included with standard admission. To learn more and purchase tickets, please visit www.sabgtx.org
WHEN: March 7 - July 7, 2026
WHERE: San Antonio Botanical Garden 555 Funston Place San Antonio, Texas 78209
Otherwild is included with standard admission. Daily admission to the San Antonio Botanical Garden is $18-22 adults; $16-20 military; $13-15 children aged 3-13; $3 Museums for All (with SNAP or WIC EBT card and valid ID).