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Thanksgiving

By Andy Borowitz

Published November 23, 2002 at 11:00 PM CST

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Essayist Andy Borowitz has a few things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

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Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz is a commentator for NPR’s Weekend Edition Sunday, as well as a writer, actor, and comedian whose work regularly appears in The New Yorker, The New York Times, and Newsweek.com. He is the first winner of The National Press Club’s humor award and has won five Dot-Comedy Awards for his Web site, borowitzreport.com.